I’ve thought long and hard about the punter shower aversion situation. If I’m going to share a bed with a member of the opposite sex, and I know there’s a good chance of nookie, I at least have a wash down below and make sure my breath is fresh. It doesn’t matter if it’s a [...]

I once opened my suitcase in the presence of another escort.  She well nigh fainted at the quantity and variety of condoms I bring on tour with me.   But the way I see it, I don’t bake the same kind of cake every time.   There’s a cake for every occasion and cake eater.  The same [...]

What’s in a kiss? A caller on the phone was expressing his reservations about his performance.  He wanted to know if I kiss.  It was very important, he stressed.  He found, he explained, that he could get so turned on by being kissed that he’d get really horny and hard. And this made me wonder?  [...]

The fun and pleasure starts this Friday the 13th of April in a private apartment in Maynooth.  What you’ve heard is true: I’m a friendly, easy to get along with articulate black lady. I do only the things I enjoy and love, like A Levels, strap-on play, tie and tease, role play, breast fetish play [...]

Based on his age, his profile, that describes him as the strong type, and his careless use of English (he’s not foreign, by the way, not if Americans don’t count as foreign), I can sense that her self-preservation genes are kicking in here. No way is she allowing a hooligan like him loose on her butt hole! And for all my love of being buggered heartily, I wouldn’t fancy a session with him either. Anal sex is supposed to be something you enjoy and walk away from, not limp away from.

I dismissed the first knock.  Having got my client to experience the hardest, firmest erection he could remember in years, I was not about to put his talents to waste.  But it wasn’t a reluctance to lose the momentum that made me ignore the knock. It was the fact that for the past three days, [...]

Ireland, the land of the quickie bookings where a man that books an hour of time with an escort is even more scarce than sightings of the great mammoth! Understandably, in this quickie climate, I refuse to do cum in mouth, aka CIM, with every Tom, Dick and Harry that walks in through the door.  [...]

Punters hate a clock watcher.  I’ve never come across that term, clock watcher, in any other walk of life.  Personally, I hate to be in a position when I’m watching the clock during a booking.  But sometimes you realise you’ve got one of those clients that assumes that the rapport between you is so incredible, [...]

Do you fancy an MFM (two straight men and a woman) threesome escort booking this evening or weekend?  I’ve got a client interested in a horny menage a trois so I thought I’d throw the request out there.  If you feel you’ve done it all, but sharing a woman in bed is the one thrill [...]

The meeting almost didn’t happen. As he later remarked when he came out of the shower afterwards “I’m glad I pursued you.” Indeed, it had been a 3 day pursuit, no less.  And not because I have any delusions of grandeur about playing hard to get! I need to explain, as this blog is read [...]

In May, my escort Ireland tour was delayed by the volcanic ash cloud that delayed my flight to Belfast at the time.  I remember having to go back home and try again the next morning. This time, I need the hand of God that could delay my flight and thus my escort tour to Cork [...]

For some men, it’s enough of a cheek that a lady can charge not just money, but good money, for something as “freely” available as sex.   So I can imagine their consternation to discover that ladies have a dinner date package! To actually pay an escort by the hour to watch her eat? Well, any [...]

Trying to arrange an MMF threesome is every bit as difficult as it sounds, especially if one is trying to bring together three strangers. It’s different if you have two guys, friends, brothers, whatever, contact you. Although most of the time I turn them down when they sound obviously pissed, or off their heads on [...]

It’s been five years or so since I last went to Ireland on tour. But the hiatus is over. I kick off my Irish Escort tour, with a two day sojourn in Belfast for my Belfast Escort tour. My escort Ireland tour announcement will be music to the ears of those that enjoy the pleasure [...]

Who knows, the UK may be well and truly hung, drawn and quartered if we do get a hung parliament. But I’m not going to get my tits embroiled in dirty politics. Oh no, I’m going for a dirtier kind of well hung matter. The lovely guys who really do seem to be the last [...]