I'd concluded that I was done for the day. It was the final day of my escort tour to Glasgow. I'd had only one time-waster and that was the guy who said he wanted me to handcuff him to his steering wheel while I saw my clients, only coming back to check on him [...]
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It sounds cheesy, but I stood by a window, watching the snow fall. You know at the start of the fall, when familiar surroundings have a light dusting of snow that makes one think of lightly sugared donuts. It looks so peaceful, like nothing can go wrong. So pure.
Which takes my thoughts back [...]
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There are a few reasons why people think I may have retired from escorting. Some men point to the fact that I haven't had a new escort review on sites like Punternet since 2005. Or maybe 2007.
One guy, at the end of a ession as he was dressed and about to leave asked, with [...]
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There are understandable reasons why people think I may have retired from escorting. Some men point to the fact that I haven't had a new escort review on sites like Punternet since 2005. Or maybe 2007.
One guy, at the end of a ession as he was dressed and about to leave asked, with a [...]
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I interrupt my long escort blog silence to announce that I’m going to be spending this coming week in Aberdeen. I flirted with the idea of visiting Aberdeen a few months ago but the time wasn’t right. Now the time is right, the Aberdeen girls have been assuring me that the water’s lovely [...]
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I wrote the below in response to a question on Dear Cupid asking about the age of men that see prostitutes:
Men of all ages will see prostitutes. My youngest client has been 22. The oldest are going strong in their 80’s.
Men visit prostitutes for a variety of reasons.
Some have a high sex drive [...]
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Yesterday morning I had a phone call from a friend I hadn’t heard from in over a year. It was good to hear from her and know she was okay. But she was in a bit of a pickle financially and didn’t even have the money for her electricity meter which was about [...]
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I’ve had reason to stay awake until 2 a.m tonight. A fellow working girl, a black escort, rang me just after 11 pm to ask if I can give her a call at 2 am. This is when she is scheduled to be completing an out-call to a Central London hotel.
The conversation [...]
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I love it when a guy arrives for an escort booking and protests that he’s clean enough when she offers him the chance of a shower!
The interpretation of personal hygiene varies from individual to individual. In my book, if it’s been longer than four hours since you showered or bathed, then you are no way [...]
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Sometimes I imagine that the worst thing that could happen to a lady “on the job” is to get attacked. I felt sick to the stomach watching Belle (Billie Piper) being tied up against her will in Secret Diary of a Call Girl.
But there is a fate that is a close equal to this [...]
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I am sure he is a very nice ignoramus. But an ignoramus all the same. And he never ever will be a client of mine because I could never make him happy. And it is important that the paying client should be happy, so I thank him for warning me in advance [...]
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The web cam session was going well. He’d been emailing and sending me messages since about 9 am. Which for me is terribly early. I woke up, saw his messages and sent an explanation, letting him know I was available now if he still wanted the session.
When the web cam show started, I [...]
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I saw a post on a forum called dearcupid. It was from a girl of about 20, down on her luck after losing her job. Someone had suggested she could earn a lot of money as a prostitute. She was asking the users of that forum what they thought. The precise [...]
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Today I had to cancel two outcall visits at literally the last minute. I started to feel unwell last night. By this morning it was clear I couldn’t go through with the bookings. Fortunately, these are good clients that look out as much for my welfare as I would and do look [...]
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Disabled men don’t normally have criminal records. And they don’t often end up on a sex offenders’ register. But that will change if Harriet Harman gets her way to criminalise prostitution and all involved. Because overnight, many otherwise law abiding and tax-paying citizens are going to find they are committing a crime. [...]
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