I interrupt my long escort blog silence to announce that I’m going to be spending this coming week in Aberdeen. I flirted with the idea of visiting Aberdeen a few months ago but the time wasn’t right. Now the time is right, the Aberdeen girls have been assuring me that the water’s lovely [...]

I wrote the below in response to a question on Dear Cupid asking about the age of men that see prostitutes:
Men of all ages will see prostitutes. My youngest client has been 22. The oldest are going strong in their 80’s.
Men visit prostitutes for a variety of reasons.
Some have a high sex drive [...]

Yesterday morning I had a phone call from a friend I hadn’t heard from in over a year. It was good to hear from her and know she was okay. But she was in a bit of a pickle financially and didn’t even have the money for her electricity meter which was about [...]

I’ve had reason to stay awake until 2 a.m tonight. A fellow working girl, a black escort, rang me just after 11 pm to ask if I can give her a call at 2 am. This is when she is scheduled to be completing an out-call to a Central London hotel.
The conversation [...]

I love it when a guy arrives for an escort booking and protests that he’s clean enough when she offers him the chance of a shower!
The interpretation of personal hygiene varies from individual to individual. In my book, if it’s been longer than four hours since you showered or bathed, then you are no way [...]

Sometimes I imagine that the worst thing that could happen to a lady “on the job” is to get attacked. I felt sick to the stomach watching Belle (Billie Piper) being tied up against her will in Secret Diary of a Call Girl.
But there is a fate that is a close equal to this [...]

I am sure he is a very nice ignoramus. But an ignoramus all the same. And he never ever will be a client of mine because I could never make him happy. And it is important that the paying client should be happy, so I thank him for warning me in advance [...]

The web cam session was going well. He’d been emailing and sending me messages since about 9 am. Which for me is terribly early. I woke up, saw his messages and sent an explanation, letting him know I was available now if he still wanted the session.
When the web cam show started, I [...]

I saw a post on a forum called dearcupid. It was from a girl of about 20, down on her luck after losing her job. Someone had suggested she could earn a lot of money as a prostitute. She was asking the users of that forum what they thought. The precise [...]

Today I had to cancel two outcall visits at literally the last minute. I started to feel unwell last night. By this morning it was clear I couldn’t go through with the bookings. Fortunately, these are good clients that look out as much for my welfare as I would and do look [...]

Disabled men don’t normally have criminal records. And they don’t often end up on a sex offenders’ register. But that will change if Harriet Harman gets her way to criminalise prostitution and all involved. Because overnight, many otherwise law abiding and tax-paying citizens are going to find they are committing a crime. [...]

Quite a few escorts will offer sexual services in exchange for the expertise of another. I have always been sceptical about this and with each attempt at bartering sexual services, I become less of a believer. I have been bitten by the payment in kind scam once too often, the most recent being this [...]

Caitlin, a brainy Scotland based Escort contributed to a recent discussion on Punternet, the primary escort’s message board, and quite rightly placed sex as a basic need on Abraham Maslow’s hierarchy of human needs . But a contributing punter on Punternet disagreed and I’m sure others may roll their eyes and think “as if!” But [...]

Would it kill some of these guys to write a full sentence of proper English!!! How am I supposed to take a fellow seriously when he writes (and I quote directly):
“hiya sexy
r u 3 friday at 8pm for some hard core fun, can i bring a bottle with me any kind and would u [...]

Now, this blog in no way has anything to do with my mind-blowing revelation that I actually went out on a date.   The person I met for dinner in that blog entry wasn’t a client and hadn’t met me in any way through escorting, but via a mutual friend.  But the fact remains that there [...]