In The Event of A Heart Attack

There’s the typical stereotypical scenario in dramas. Man gets rushed into the Accident and Emergency department and in tow is a not unattractive woman who is often mistaken for his daughter, until the shifty looks occur.  Or she doesn’t know the answer to a simple question, like, what’s his address. Then you realise and yell [...]

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The Punting Samaritans

I alluded to the guy who sent me a text offering to pick me up at Aberdeen City Airport later this week.  My views on Payment in Kind are quite well known.  I do not believe in them.  I’ve tried it and always left wondering if the guy set out to be deliberately deceitful or [...]

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The Review Conundrum

I was browsing a forum in Scotland and there was the usual “how important are reviews” thread.  The thread began with the premise and acknowledgement that reviews are very important for the escort.  So the weight of the discussion was from the point of view of the client. I made a note of all the [...]

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Spanking Is As Good As Spanking Gets

My history with spanking, flogging or whipping goes back several decades. I was a frighteningly tender age when I found myself oddly affected by a whipping scene in a pirate movie. It may have been a woman restrained to a whipping post, who’d had the back of her dress ripped to expose a back that [...]

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The Shit That Really Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Happen

When I had an email recently asking me if I douch before anal sex, I took a deep breath as I replied.  I confirmed that I always douche before anal.   And I asked why he was asking.  Call me naive, but I had assumed that anyone with a modicum of decency embarking on anal sex [...]

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Pru is one of those mature women totally confident in her sexuality

“Slimmer than she looks in her pictures with large soft tits and very suckable nipples. A mature woman but smooth and sexy with a fantastic ass.” This is the opening line to my latest field report that you can find here in this Adultwork Field Report.  Am I excited?  You bet I am!   And he [...]

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Handling Mr XXL Like A Pro

When I first discovered the pleasures of anal sex and realised I was to become an anal sex addict, my thoughts went to a client that I hadn’t seen in years.  He was, and is, the thickest cock I’ve ever come across on any man.  And when a fellow female escort told me of the [...]

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Adding Excitement to Anal Sex Positions

Too often, anal sex is assumed to just be about bending over and taking it doggy style.  Not that I’ve been spending my morning watching anal porn, but sometimes, one gets curious. And I was quite taken by a couple of positions during this anal drilling clip.  The first is on a bar stool.  It [...]

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Well, That Was Awkward – Three’s A Crowd

Yes, events of the other night would definitely be classified as exceptionally akward! When a friend came to stay with me for a few days, I knew I would find it a challenge to see my escort incall clients. And to a point, I’d been lucky.  My bookings always took place when he was out.  [...]

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Bed Side Demons

There are a few things that aren’t in my job description as an escort that I do any way.  Especially with clients that I’ve had for longer than I’ve had some of my friends. So, when of my longest standing clients told me he was due to go in to hospital for a check up, [...]

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The Potential Partner Tight Rope

So, to conclude, I wouldn’t want to be in the same situation that drives many men into the arms of paid sex workers every day.  Sexual incompatibility. If the sex is unfulfilliThis is the instalment where I tell you about my near brush with a relationship. As an escort, I had no interest in relationships [...]

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More About Potential Partners

This is the instalment where I tell you about my near brush with a relationship. As an escort, I had no interest in relationships at all and what interest I have diminishes as the years go by.  But I did let my guard down a few years ago and started dating someone.  Great guy.  Very [...]

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Would You Sleep With A Potential Partner?

This must sound like a strange question coming from an escort.  But I do have a life outside of this job and the dynamics of dating are as relevant to me as they are to the next person.  I also have the added complication of feeling that a potential life long partner must know about [...]

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From Boys To Men And Back Again

I’ve thought long and hard about the punter shower aversion situation. If I’m going to share a bed with a member of the opposite sex, and I know there’s a good chance of nookie, I at least have a wash down below and make sure my breath is fresh. It doesn’t matter if it’s a [...]

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All Condoms Are Equal – But Some Are Definitely More Equal Than Others

I once opened my suitcase in the presence of another escort.  She well nigh fainted at the quantity and variety of condoms I bring on tour with me.   But the way I see it, I don’t bake the same kind of cake every time.   There’s a cake for every occasion and cake eater.  The same [...]

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