Based on his age, his profile, that describes him as the strong type, and his careless use of English (he’s not foreign, by the way, not if Americans don’t count as foreign), I can sense that her self-preservation genes are kicking in here. No way is she allowing a hooligan like him loose on her butt hole! And for all my love of being buggered heartily, I wouldn’t fancy a session with him either. Anal sex is supposed to be something you enjoy and walk away from, not limp away from.

The meeting almost didn’t happen. As he later remarked when he came out of the shower afterwards “I’m glad I pursued you.” Indeed, it had been a 3 day pursuit, no less.  And not because I have any delusions of grandeur about playing hard to get! I need to explain, as this blog is read [...]

Trying to arrange an MMF threesome is every bit as difficult as it sounds, especially if one is trying to bring together three strangers. It’s different if you have two guys, friends, brothers, whatever, contact you. Although most of the time I turn them down when they sound obviously pissed, or off their heads on [...]

Who knows, the UK may be well and truly hung, drawn and quartered if we do get a hung parliament. But I’m not going to get my tits embroiled in dirty politics. Oh no, I’m going for a dirtier kind of well hung matter. The lovely guys who really do seem to be the last [...]

We women of colour, change our hair styles almost as frequently as our panties. But for a black escort, we have to pause and think about the next hair do. Is it going to go down well with our clients during a booking, or will they run a mile? A couple of years ago, I [...]

It is a fact that nipples are on the short-list of erogenous zones for both men and women alike. But for some men and women, the nipples are a decided turn-off. That is my reason for not diving straight in and fondling or licking or sucking a client’s nipples. Even a gentle tweak on the [...]

It sounds cheesy, but I stood by a window, watching the snow fall. You know at the start of the fall, when familiar surroundings have a light dusting of snow that makes one think of lightly sugared donuts. It looks so peaceful, like nothing can go wrong. So pure. Which takes my thoughts back to [...]

There are a few reasons why people think I may have retired from escorting. Some men point to the fact that I haven't had a new escort review on sites like Punternet since 2005. Or maybe 2007. One guy, at the end of a ession as he was dressed and about to leave asked, with [...]

There are understandable reasons why people think I may have retired from escorting. Some men point to the fact that I haven't had a new escort review on sites like Punternet since 2005. Or maybe 2007. One guy, at the end of a ession as he was dressed and about to leave asked, with a [...]

I interrupt my long escort blog silence to announce that I’m going to be spending this coming week in Aberdeen. I flirted with the idea of visiting Aberdeen a few months ago but the time wasn’t right. Now the time is right, the Aberdeen girls have been assuring me that the water’s lovely and warm [...]

I wrote the below in response to a question on Dear Cupid asking about the age of men that see prostitutes: Men of all ages will see prostitutes. My youngest client has been 22. The oldest are going strong in their 80′s. Men visit prostitutes for a variety of reasons. Some have a high sex [...]

I’ve had reason to stay awake until 2 a.m tonight. A fellow working girl, a black escort, rang me just after 11 pm to ask if I can give her a call at 2 am. This is when she is scheduled to be completing an out-call to a Central London hotel. The conversation goes like [...]

I love it when a guy arrives for an escort booking and protests that he’s clean enough when she offers him the chance of a shower! The interpretation of personal hygiene varies from individual to individual. In my book, if it’s been longer than four hours since you showered or bathed, then you are no [...]

Sometimes I imagine that the worst thing that could happen to a lady “on the job” is to get attacked. I felt sick to the stomach watching Belle (Billie Piper) being tied up against her will in Secret Diary of a Call Girl. But there is a fate that is a close equal to this [...]

I am sure he is a very nice ignoramus. But an ignoramus all the same. And he never ever will be a client of mine because I could never make him happy. And it is important that the paying client should be happy, so I thank him for warning me in advance what rocks his [...]