Who knows, the UK may be well and truly hung, drawn and quartered if we do get a hung parliament. But I’m not going to get my tits embroiled in dirty politics. Oh no, I’m going for a dirtier kind of well hung matter. The lovely guys who really do seem to [...]

We women of colour, change our hair styles almost as frequently as our panties. But for a black escort, we have to pause and think about the next hair do. Is it going to go down well with our clients during a booking, or will they run a mile?
A couple of years ago, [...]

It is a fact that nipples are on the short-list of erogenous zones for both men and women alike.
But for some men and women, the nipples are a decided turn-off. That is my reason for not diving straight in and fondling or licking or sucking a client’s nipples. Even a gentle [...]

It sounds cheesy, but I stood by a window, watching the snow fall. You know at the start of the fall, when familiar surroundings have a light dusting of snow that makes one think of lightly sugared donuts. It looks so peaceful, like nothing can go wrong. So pure.
Which takes my thoughts back [...]

There are a few reasons why people think I may have retired from escorting. Some men point to the fact that I haven't had a new escort review on sites like Punternet since 2005. Or maybe 2007.
One guy, at the end of a ession as he was dressed and about to leave asked, with [...]

There are understandable reasons why people think I may have retired from escorting. Some men point to the fact that I haven't had a new escort review on sites like Punternet since 2005. Or maybe 2007.
One guy, at the end of a ession as he was dressed and about to leave asked, with a [...]

I interrupt my long escort blog silence to announce that I’m going to be spending this coming week in Aberdeen. I flirted with the idea of visiting Aberdeen a few months ago but the time wasn’t right. Now the time is right, the Aberdeen girls have been assuring me that the water’s lovely [...]

I wrote the below in response to a question on Dear Cupid asking about the age of men that see prostitutes:
Men of all ages will see prostitutes. My youngest client has been 22. The oldest are going strong in their 80’s.
Men visit prostitutes for a variety of reasons.
Some have a high sex drive [...]

I’ve had reason to stay awake until 2 a.m tonight. A fellow working girl, a black escort, rang me just after 11 pm to ask if I can give her a call at 2 am. This is when she is scheduled to be completing an out-call to a Central London hotel.
The conversation [...]

I love it when a guy arrives for an escort booking and protests that he’s clean enough when she offers him the chance of a shower!
The interpretation of personal hygiene varies from individual to individual. In my book, if it’s been longer than four hours since you showered or bathed, then you are no way [...]

Sometimes I imagine that the worst thing that could happen to a lady “on the job” is to get attacked. I felt sick to the stomach watching Belle (Billie Piper) being tied up against her will in Secret Diary of a Call Girl.
But there is a fate that is a close equal to this [...]

I am sure he is a very nice ignoramus. But an ignoramus all the same. And he never ever will be a client of mine because I could never make him happy. And it is important that the paying client should be happy, so I thank him for warning me in advance [...]

Today I had to cancel two outcall visits at literally the last minute. I started to feel unwell last night. By this morning it was clear I couldn’t go through with the bookings. Fortunately, these are good clients that look out as much for my welfare as I would and do look [...]

Quite a few escorts will offer sexual services in exchange for the expertise of another. I have always been sceptical about this and with each attempt at bartering sexual services, I become less of a believer. I have been bitten by the payment in kind scam once too often, the most recent being this [...]

Caitlin, a brainy Scotland based Escort contributed to a recent discussion on Punternet, the primary escort’s message board, and quite rightly placed sex as a basic need on Abraham Maslow’s hierarchy of human needs . But a contributing punter on Punternet disagreed and I’m sure others may roll their eyes and think “as if!” But [...]