Today I had to cancel two outcall visits at literally the last minute. I started to feel unwell last night. By this morning it was clear I couldn’t go through with the bookings. Fortunately, these are good clients that look out as much for my welfare as I would and do look […]

Quite a few escorts will offer sexual services in exchange for the expertise of another. I have always been sceptical about this and with each attempt at bartering sexual services, I become less of a believer. I have been bitten by the payment in kind scam once too often, the most recent being this […]

Caitlin, a brainy Scotland based Escort contributed to a recent discussion on Punternet, the primary escort’s message board, and quite rightly placed sex as a basic need on Abraham Maslow’s hierarchy of human needs . But a contributing punter on Punternet disagreed and I’m sure others may roll their eyes and think “as if!” But […]

Would it kill some of these guys to write a full sentence of proper English!!! How am I supposed to take a fellow seriously when he writes (and I quote directly):
“hiya sexy
r u 3 friday at 8pm for some hard core fun, can i bring a bottle with me any kind and would u […]

Now, this blog in no way has anything to do with my mind-blowing revelation that I actually went out on a date.   The person I met for dinner in that blog entry wasn’t a client and hadn’t met me in any way through escorting, but via a mutual friend.  But the fact remains that there […]

Not so long ago, I thought I was pretty clued up about sex. I really did think I was sexually experienced. Now, as a professional escort, I wince at what passed for sexual play where I was concerned.Okay, a film is only as good as the actors within it. But this just tells me that […]

A few months ago, I visited the London Fetish Fair. This was actually while it still took place in North London. Now the London Fetish Fair has a venue in the City of London itself and now meet on the Second Sunday of every month, not the first as it used to be.
While there, […]

I glided downstairs with poise and sophistication. Was I feeling pleased with myself, or was I feeling pleased with myself? Fresh out of the shower, perfumed and moisturised, I knew I was the image of wanton horniness in nothing but my one piece fish-net body piece, and four inch heel sandals. That […]

Not so long ago, I thought I was pretty clued up about sex. I really did think I was sexually experienced. Now, as a professional escort, I wince at what passed for sexual play where I was concerned.
Okay, a film is only as good as the actors within it. But this just tells me that […]

Today definitely had an academic flavour to it.
GCSE results were announced today with the usual fan-fair and razzmatazz. The expectancy of those waiting there results could only be rivalled by the expectancy of those waiting to see if Coleen Nolan of the Nolan Sisters fame would see good on her promise to reward her […]

Determined to prove my independence, I set to building my newly delivered bed.  I’d got as far as making sense and structure of the head-boards, when the phone rang. I tend to put on a sarcastic drawl for men that call this late. But my front intrigued him, and his response […]

Next time you read this escort blog, I may be writing to report that my bisexual virginity has been blasted to Kingdom cum! Literally.
I just got a call from a nice sounding gentleman. But when he asked if I saw couples, my heart sank.
My heart sank because I don’t, or, have never, […]

I don’t mean to sound like an air-head, but today’s bomb attack on Glasgow airport is really bad news for me! I’m visiting Glasgow this week between July 4 and July 7 to see some clients. And before any escort tour, I always ask clients to be specific as to what sex toys […]

I’m sure I’ve said this before, but I never assume a client wants to kiss. Some do, some don’t. It’s a bit like in the movies where one party pro-offers there lips and there is that split secon where you wonder if the other party is going to take the hint (and the kiss). If […]

I can’t believe that I denied myself an orgasm last night. I was with this client that I was meeting for the first time, and for those that know what it takes for me to have a climax, this guy had what it took, and then some. If we’d met at the beginning of last […]