I don’t accept these kind of dates quite simply because, being time-poor, I have a whole address book of close friends and family that I’ve not sat down with for so much as a glass of water in over five years.  So, if I’ve got the time to spare for dinner, I’d rather contact one of my friends and catch up on old times than spend the evening with a man I hardly know who is probably wondering if we’re getting on so well that maybe I’ll invite him back home for “a cup of coffee”.  Or badgering me with inappropriately probing questions that are just simply none of his business.

Every time a client metamorphoses into a fuck buddy, it’s always tears before bed-time.  I’ve seen the fall-out from these escort-client break-ups on some of the punting boards.  He’ll bang on about the few times he did pay and gloss over how much he got for nothing.  Fellow punters will come out with scathing remarks about paying for love.  One guy sought the advice of the rest of the board members – should he shop the lady to the Inland Revenue and Social Benefit Squad for not declaring income and claiming benefits to which she was not entitled and could well afford to live without.  I’m not endorsing the such behaviour by the way!  But it goes a long way to show that allowing customers to become lovers can happen for the wrong reasons and with disastrous consequences.

I am very intimate with my clients.  That intimacy is what they pay for.   Yes, some pay for something different like erotic wrestling or face sitting or a role play session.  I do care what happens to them in their live’s outside of our bookings and if they care to share it with me, I am honoured.  When some of them mis-read the interest and want to push it further, I make it clear this is not on offer.  How many of them should I be waiving payment for?  How many of them should I sleep with just for the heck of it?

Bitter punters go on about working girls as if we have no hearts. True, if they were not paying, they would not be getting “any”.  Never forget that as a punter, you are paying us for uncomplicated intimacy.  (Or perhaps you pay us to ensure that the lips that kiss your kids every night will never find themselves wrapped around your cock). You are paying us to get straight down to business.  We guarantee not to keep you guessing all evening as to whether or not you will get into our pants.  You pay to short-cut that song and dance routine.