Paris of Derby Paris of Derby is a Derby Escort described as a slim, petite, pretty 20-year old with straight brunette hair a youthful figure, and an uncanny resemblance to Melanie Blatt of All Saints fame. She explained, at the start of the two hour hotel outcall appointment, that she provides all services except for [...]
“You don’t mind me doing this, do you?†he asked, wearing nothing but a towel as he set about his task. “No,†I assured him, and meant it. I was more pre-occupied with the creative uses for tools of the treasury. There was a credit card to line up the white powder and crush all [...]
Our eyes met as she came off the busy high street into the bank. I was just contemplating the next thing on my to-do list, so in case I’d looked particularly grave while concentrating, I put on my best reassuring smile for her. And that was meant to be that. Then to my confusion, I [...]
Don’t you just hate it when you wait for something to happen, and it doesn’t? Janet Jackson was announcing a special award for Anita Baker at the MOBO Awards ceremony (MOBO is Music of Black Origin – but don’t worry, white folk get nominated and have been known to win as well). Janet was wearing [...]
He’s had a health scare.  I’d have sent him a “Get Well Cardâ€, but 1. I couldn’t remember his full address (although I’ve been there and even spent the night there. And 2. One needs to be frightfully organised to achieve things like buying a card that shows you care. There is no subtle [...]
A phone call from him two days after we’d met was unexpected. In the course of an hour, he’d shot his load three times. It was obvious after the second round that I wasn’t dealing with nerves but with a trigger-happy punter. And to think that all I did was sit on his face and [...]
“Did I just walk past you?†I swallowed my mouthful of bagel carefully before responding. This had all the makings of a trick question. “Er, no,†For indeed, I was in my kitchen on the other side of London and no one had walked past me in a while. “That’s okay, then. I just thought [...]
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