He reminded me of his first visit when he’d shared his concerns that premature ejaculation could mar things. My response was, as always is, worry not. As long as there’s more where the first came from, why worry? But he needn’t have worried as I brought him to the brink repeatedly and […]

I saw a picture of Donald Trump today. On the front cover of some tabloid magazine, I think. He was posing with his new wife, his expression demanding that he be taken seriously. I wasn’t bothered by the age difference between them, which is what’s meant to grab our attention. I’ve […]

We broke bread before the face sitting session. It’s a wonderful thing to break bread with old friends (or returning customers).
“Would you like a toasted bagel?” I’d offered.
I could tell his yes was genuine and he was slightly taken back. A toasted bagel was probably the last thing he’d expected. Since I […]

I shan’t be taking any bookings from him again. Although he was neither obnoxious, violent, nor rude, he left me with a quiet unease. I’d had to be quite assertive with him on numerous occasions during our two hours together. There are things I don’t do, not even for extra money. […]

The number on my phone screen was foreign. I picked it, pacing up and down in my kitchen, multi-tasking.
The chap on the other end introduced himself as an estate agent based in
Cyprus. He wished to inform me that as a black dominant woman, I could make a killing visiting the
Cyprus. How did […]

It was like an infestation of soldier ants. The gradual take over of every inch of space until the area was positively heaving. Then without noticing that the exodus had even begun, everyone and everything was gone without a trace. The only evidence that I hadn’t imagined it all being the big […]

I always feel totally relaxed in his presence, even if he does leave me with lockjaw when I give him head.
“Do you get this happening to you often?” I asked, rubbing life back into my face, “other ladies, I mean,”
He nodded and mumbled something, his eyes fixed on the fetish porn flick that was on […]

There are many things I expect to see on a booking, but I pray never to be in the same position this lady was in. While on an outcall to a client’s home, she saw enough kiddie porn on his computer to get her worried. You can read about it here.
It plays […]

It was the stuff of nightmares.
A good many readers will share my pain. Clandestine computer activity, and forever looking over your shoulder when anyone other than you ventures anywhere near your computer.
It’s less of a problem when you’re single or maybe live with a computer illiterate significant other. But every so often, you […]

By the time he arrived to pick me up, it was realistically too late to make the one hour drive across London just to have sex in his office. Not to mention the one hour drive back.
“We can still do it in your office another time,” I ventured.
If he could have been […]

It was a day of firsts for 2005.
My first booking. My first kiss. My first hug. My first blowjob. My first receipt of pleasure. My first orgasm. My second orgasm: an orgasm I won’t forget ever, even when I’m madly in love in my seventies and baking cookies for an endless […]

Whom was I kidding? I’ve had nowt but coffee today and couldn’t even keep that down with the coughing fits. There was no way I was fit to return to active duty!
So feeling slightly shaky and very guilty, I rang my booking for today and told him it wasn’t realistic to go ahead […]

I’m easing myself back into escortdom and the New Year. I’m knee deep in tax returns at the moment. Can you think of a bigger sexual turn-off? My accountant is under the disillusion that I would have been in a position to send him the figures today. I chuckled nervously […]