You could call it an audition. He rang me up out of the blue to offer up his services as a slave as he had always wanted to serve a black mistress.Â
Offering is one thing, but some of these men are even more useless than I around the house and just get under […]

I had never heard of Queen Ranavalona before and this surprised me. According to my client, the French propaganda machine had her portrayed as a ruler with a voracious sexual appetite matched only by a rumoured appetite for killing. But tell me, does this picture look like the face of anything other than […]

I’m becoming incensed with the behaviour of some insensitive neighbour. Someone that thinks nothing of pausing on my driveway path and allowing their filthy little dog to foul it. I’ve never caught them in the act before. I always happen upon the deposits when the culprits are long gone. But it doesn’t […]

When I went to bed last night, I was going to Portsmouth. And when I woke up this morning, I was going to Portsmouth and looking forward to it.
Then something happened. I turned away my fourth enquiry about availability in London for this weekend. “I’m off to Portsmouth on tour,” I told each […]

According to an article in The Sun today, based on a sex survey carried out by Piero Lorenzoni, a sexologist, you can tell a lot about a woman by the shape of her breasts and the type of fruit it resembles.
Naturally, we are talking about bare breasts here. Not breasts artificially raised by firm […]

I’ll be combining business with pleasure over two nights and three days in Portsmouth. I won’t be the only BBW escort there during this time either. But I probably will be the only black and busty, natural 38DD ebony escort on tour there at the time.
I provide a varied and reasonably broad-minded range […]

Should I have started the chat by telling him that I don’t offer anal sex?
I used my usual curt rebuttal techniques when he sent me the first chat message. Today was blogging evening and nothing but TV would serve as a distraction. But he was persistent and when he said his English wasn’t […]

This was a tricky dilemma. I had just received an enquiry about my availability this weekend.
I don’t mind working weekends. But naturally, weekends are the time I’m most likely to spend with family. And I had plans this weekend.  Normally, I’d have turned down any escort booking requests flat. There’s […]

His reasons for booking an escort were standard. He hadn’t had a shag in over five months. One can’t argue with that. Not that he needs a reason. But I do often ask clients, while we get acquainted over a cup of coffee or wine, what made them book me. […]

I warmed to him very quickly. He was more fun in person than had come across in his emails and phone calls and this is always a relief to establish during an actual meeting. A mature man, with a taut face punctuated by a few beautiful lines, and a relaxed manner that made […]

He sat naked except for a towel around his waste, his head in his hands, which he shook from time to time as he muttered, “I don’t believe this,”
“Don’t worry, I consoled him, rubbing his back, “it doesn’t mean you’re gay or bisexual or anything like that.”
He shook his head vigorously, dismissing that as his […]

One of my like-minded entrepreneurial friends mentioned that she’s going to start a restaurant. Kudos to her, but I had to ask, what kind of restaurant would it be?
Thumb through the yellow pages and you can find Indian restaurants, Chinese restaurants, Mexican restaurants, Vietnamese Restaurants, African restaurants, Italian, French; the list goes on. […]

Could this be a new personal best of mine for phone sex
I was just getting warmed up, his voice was rising, then the line went dead.  Just like that.
Had he really cum already?  He could have said goodbye at least. He hadn’t struck me as the rude type. I […]

Out came the wet wipes, as I asked the usual question:
“Will it hurt if I roll this back?”
He confirmed it wouldn’t so I duly performed that flourish with the hand that brings the foreskin off the head and down the shaft.
He was lying on his back when this happened so missed the horrified expression on […]