I was at the launch party for Cynthia Payne’s new House of Cyn web site at L’Equipe Anglais in the West End. I hadn’t expected to see anyone that I knew there (although it’s easy to recognise Cynthia Payne herself and she’s always got a friendly word for everyone if you go up and […]

We arrived at the same time.  He guessed it was me and emerged from seemingly nowhere to approach the front entrance timing it that we would arrive together. I on the other hand was hoping that it wasn’t him.
Because he was tall and huge, and looked like the burly sought that started […]

He’s had erectile sustenance problems for a couple of years. He can get aroused no problem, but not stiff enough to penetrate. Which must make him really popular at home but that’s another story.
We lay side by side and talked while he wanked, me playing with his nipples at the same time. […]

I was pleasantly surprised when he asked if I could wear my nun’s habit for the session. I was outright surprised that he knew I had one. But apparently, mention had been made of it in one of my many profiles. Bemused the choice of companions he could choose from, this humble […]

Could swimming be the humble origins of Face Sitting? I always thought that the face sitting fetish had more to do with humiliating playground bullying experiences where the man had been pinned down under the skirt of the school bully. To his prepubescent delight.
I recently posted an advert on a Face Sitting fetish forum […]

Like I blogged recently, there are men willing to pay good money for the right pair of worn panties. And there are even more men willing to pay good money for all kinds of little bonus bits thrown in as “extras”. And when you examine these extras, you discover that one escort’s extra […]

Do you know that sickening knotted feeling in the stomach when you’ve fucked up publicly? Men, for you it would be the moment you discover you’ve been walking around with your flies (trouser zip) undone. Or ladies, when you discover that you’ve tucked your skirt into the band of your skirt and walked […]

I laid my worn panties carefully on the pillow. At first I folded them up and left them on one pillow, the pillow on the right. But it lay there looking like road kill on the pillow; it lacked a certain razzmatazz there. In that folded lacy heap, it gave no credit to […]

Another devoted wannabe slave sent me a text message (which I hate and never reply to) swearing his total devotion.
He would do anything I asked, he promised. Now, do these men ever include in this “anything” tangible gestures like turning up bright and early to wash my car; or sort out my garden? Nope. Their […]

A man called John has promised to take me to Ascot next year. He promised me in a chat room when I expressed regrets that there was no one to take me.
I hope he remembers when the time comes. I also hope I can distinguish him from the hundreds of John’s I meet, […]

I paid a long over due visit to a chiropractor today. I should have done so last year when my back problems first started. Every one was advising me to do so. But then, out of the blue, the back stopped hurting, and I forgot how bad the pain was. Until […]

“What’s the girlfriend experience all about then?” he asked. He’d read about it in one of my adverts for a black London Escort.
The Girl Friend Experience is the golden fleece of the punting community.  The ideal experience with an escort is to forget that the encounter has been paid for. This […]

His email was like any other email until the final line. He’d described and introduced himself and what he liked etc. Nothing new there. But the punch line was that he was agoraphobic and therefore, rather than visit me at my City/Islington apartment for an incall, or have me visit him in […]

The gorgeous Dr Christian Troy in Nip Tuck had an erotic mishap in tonight’s episode. This shapely beauty was sitting on his face. Unfortunately for him, he had down filled pillows, the way the posh and wealthy tend to. And she was allergic to the stuff. Naturally, she sneezed. It was […]