One of the toughest challenges for any working girl is when a client walks in through the door and his notion of personal hygiene deviates quite severely from the norm. Your attempts at being the perfect hostess are suddenly being stretched.
This topic gets debated more than ever every summer on the escort and punter […]

I found this man’s account on Punternet of his experience in seeing prostitutes frank, riveting and educational; as much for me an escort as for other punters and would-be punters. So much so that I begged him to allow me to reproduce his succinct summary of ten years of punting (seeing escorts) here on my […]

At about 2 am this morning, I was over at a friend’s house. We wandered out to the back by their swimming pool to cover it up (well, they covered it, I stood around and tried to look pretty).
It was only natural that we would look up at the sky and the stars. […]

He phoned from Liverpool Street Station to let me know he had arrived in London and to find out if I’d like a baguette. I have learnt the hard way never to let an English man pick a sandwich for me. The always pick something with cheese, cucumber, or some gross looking pickle. […]

He arrived early. I was just getting into my car to nip down to the Laundromat to pick up my laundry. And there he was. I didn’t want to leave my clothes unattended at the end of the wash cycle. I was paranoid that someone would do something helpful like taking my […]

I have a very sensitive pussy. Always have. Always will – I can’t see what would make that change. The clients with whom I have the best time appreciate this and get the most out of our meetings. I can relax knowing I won’t get hurt or sore. And when I’m […]

Type: All Day Event
I’ll be visiting Nottingham City for a second escort tour, combining business with pleasure over two nights and three days in Nottingham from November 28 to November 29 2005. This is your chance if you’ve lusted from afar to enjoy the company of an articulate black and busty, natural 38DD ebony escort […]

Watch out! There’s a dogger about! Donna Marie takes us into this uncharted British underworld of subversive urban dogging sex. British Dogging at its best! By day, she’s an innocent sales girl. By night, a dirty dogger enjoying public outdoor sex with strangers. She trawls through the UK’s sordid sex dogging venues - fucking […]

He proved to be yet another plonker in a long list of plonkers in the Punterlink chat room. There is a good hard-chore of regular chatters in the Punterlink chat room. Then you have the twits that have dived into the gene pool when the life-guard is distracted.
His chat handle was the oh-so-original […]

A client of mine, who also reads this blog, has been moaning about the accuracy of what I wrote about our encounter! He only discovered I had a blog after we had met.
The phone rang and a polite voice asked if it might be possible to book an appointment.Â
“Of course,” I replied, “when […]

As dilemmas go, this was huge. Dressed up primly in my nurses uniform, the patient’s temperature taken and proding and poking as inappropriately as I could, I realised that there was another ingredient to this role play.
I was supposed to be making comments on the size of his penis. Or was I?
The calm […]

I’m asleep on my feet at the moment. My new look escort web site has just gone live. I spent the whole weekend tweaking and editing and squinting at html code for so long and so intently that I almost went boss-eyed. There’s still some more to be done to it, but […]

I pulled into one of the side roads near London Bridge, wondering how I would recognise a man I had seen only for a few fleeting uncertain seconds hours before. He hadn’t said which part of London Bridge he was going to be at.
There was his car once again, but he wasn’t in it […]

“Excuse me,” I stopped him dead in his tracks and he did a might good impression of looking surprised to be spoken to; for a moment I wondered how discretely I could get an answer to my question, was he the one?, “are you looking for somebody?”
“No,” he shook his head and walked on.
I glared […]

This would be a terribly long entry if I put it all in as one blog. So I am going to chop it up over three days. Let the soap opera begin! It’s all about the time wasters, the bane of most escorts!
The only thing more futile than an escort accepting a booking […]