A couple of days ago, I used London’s public transport for the first time in months and certainly for the first time since the July 7 bombings. I didn’t feel threatened, but then, I wasn’t travelling during the rush hour and it’s packed vehicles. I did do a crafty scan of my fellow passengers. I [...]

If I had thought to ask him his age over the phone, I’d have given my excuses to avoid taking the booking. And I would have missed out on a gem of a client. He’d called me twice before 8.30 a.m. The first time I was asleep. The second time, I was just waking up [...]

Have you been trying to email me? And finding them bouncing back? Well, something loopy happened with my email quota. I confess to being the type that hoards everything, real and virtual. And finally, my email inbox groaned to a halt. I had been deleting emails all right, but not emptying my trash can. So [...]

The sound of my doorbell ringing on a Sunday is so alien as to attract my curiosity rather than my usual indifference when it rings on any other day of the week. I performed my usual cloak and dagger routine that involves me peeping out cautiously behind my curtains like a fully signed up member [...]

Earlier this week, I told you about the client that I was wary of because the first time he came to see me tried to short-change me. This was what I thought and over the couple of years that have passed since the event, I have fluctuated between guilt at doubting him, and indignation at [...]

I was sitting all prim and proper in the reception area of a car dealership in East London. The lounge had been made comfortable with things like a TV, and a children’s lego play top thingy. A family of three kids grouped around it, trying to make sense of the lego shapes while their mother’s [...]

I’ve rehearsed my response a hundred times. Well, gone through every permutation of a response. The angry girlfriend or wife experience comes to the best of us escorts. Unlike with street walkers who can vanish without a trace, a careless punter can leave tell tale evidence of his misdemeanours. My phone rang. I picked it [...]

I’ve often been perplexed by the whole disabled question. Can I, as a professional escort, do more to attract disabled clients? My apartment is accessible (although the bathroom and toilet leave a lot to be desired if held up to strict accessibility scrutiny). On the one hand I imagine my hourly rate is a barrier [...]

I’ve often been perplexed by the whole disabled question. Can I, as a professional escort, do more to attract disabled clients? My apartment is accessible (although the bathroom and toilet leave a lot to be desired if held up to strict accessibility scrutiny). On the one hand I imagine my hourly rate is a barrier [...]

It must have been over a year since my last escort tour to Belfast. I’ve been thinking about organising another one and trying to commit to some dates. Then today I had a phone call from a client that had seen me during my previous visits. “Do you plan to visit Belfast soon?” he asked. [...]

If there is a lady that reads this blog, that rides horses and loves the idea that somewhere out there is a man that would treasure her worn horse riding panties, then there is a man out there just longing to get his hands on them (and maybe, hopefully, but not necessarily, her). There is [...]

A very excited and resourceful client rang me up to tell me he had bought a pair of clip-on ear-rings. For me or his wife, I wondered. Neither. And not for him to wear either. He’d bought them for his nipples. His nipples take copious amounts of nipple torture but the nipple toys have to [...]

Some men just can’t spank to save their lives. As a rule, I don’t want to be spanked. I would rather be the one with a naughty client over my knee, turning his bottom red with my bare hand. But if you’re going to be one of the chosen few that does get to spank [...]

I was nervous meeting her. When I first started as an escort, she was already an established escort and part of the in-crowd. We never had any cause to communicate but I did admire her from a distance. She’s got charm, eloquence, and a smart mind that keeps me on my toes when we are [...]