During an escort booking outcall to a client’s home, he showed me a novel he had had published. I have clients that are fiction authors. Some tell me (and it is great to get ideas from them since this is my natural ambition anyway) and with others I recognise them or find out […]

A client asked me to slap him today. I didn’t want to, but he said it was the only way he would cum. So I started to bitch slap him there and then while he frantically stroked his willy.
Ironically, this was the second time someone had expressed the desire to be slapped just […]

The phone rang. The evening was no longer young and at best, I’d expect to be taking bookings for the future, and not today.
The man’s voice at the other end was “full of life” which at that time of the day means pissed as a skunk, but still able to hold normal conversation. […]

The majority of men have intense sensitivity in the perineum area and gently stroking during oral, or just hand relief gives them pleasure. Based on body language, or previous discussion, I’ll know if the guy would like me to take the exploration further, at which point I either put on a pair of surgical […]

Without warning, the client began to chase me and, as if on cue, I began to run. My apartment is open-plan and there was ample room to run, dodge, maneuver and avoid capture. And it was great fun as well. He’s quite a fit bloke, especially for a man in his fifties.
Walking […]

This was becoming the hand-job to end all hand-jobs. He was on the verge; any minute now. He was sure of it; I was sure of it. Yet he hadn’t cum.
I applied a bit more lubricant and resumed the hand movements. I went from both hands to one hand and back again. […]

What she said made me howl with laughter. She’s a fellow black escort and gave a web cam show recently. She’s now horrified that he wants to meet her in real life.
“Why the reluctance?” I asked, puzzled. One of the main points of a web cam show is to get to know […]

The worst kind of sex is badly written sex. It’s so excruciating, like biting into a slice of lime without warning, but this time, thousands, if not millions have to endure it.
The Annual Bad Sex in Fiction Award, organised by the Literary Review, recognises these literary thrusts. And no, I haven’t made it to the […]

You’ll never guess who phoned me yesterday and asked for a booking today: Erotica man. Yup, the encounter that launched a trillion outraged and concerned comments, ranging from condemnation of my good self as a man-hater and pity over my views on relationships.
It was surreal taking the call. I strained my ear against the phone […]

You’ll never guess who phoned me yesterday and asked for a booking today: Erotica man. Yup, the encounter that launched a trillion outraged and concerned comments, ranging from condemnation of my good self as a man-hater and pity over my views on relationships.
 
It was surreal taking the call. I strained my ear against the phone to […]