Shag First, Then Cook

This is the suggestion of the client, Master Chef, that I mentioned is planning to cook for me. He read my blog entry on our planned romantic meal and the joys of lovers cooking together, and his eye-brows were raised at the comment I made of the sedating effect of a full stomach. After a [...]

Size Really Is Not Everything

So the intercom buzzes and I trot over to the monitor to see the client for the first time and buzz him in. There is a human condition that makes us assume things. We open the door to a stranger and we assume an approximate height of the person that will be at the other [...]

What a Start – 2006 and Food fetish play

So, Mr Muddy was lying on an oil soaked and muddy sheet, covered literally from head to toe in his favourite combination of mud and baby oil. But his cock was limp now. And I’d sensed that nothing present in that room, and not all the years of my experience could work a miracle. “It [...]