chatted with a male friend online with whom I haven’t had time to chat in many months. Not that he’s noticed, as he is all loved up, having met the girl of his dreams. And a very lucky girl she is too. (He doesn’t read my blog so I’m not butt kissing).
He was single […]

If I had a penny for every time a prospective client is trying to balance my schedule with a big game! Today it was the 6 Nations Rugby match. Prior to his call, I didn’t know there was any kind of rugby match. In fact, the way I find out about any major football or […]

If I had a penny for every time a prospective client is trying to balance my schedule with a big game! Today it was the 6 Nations Rugby match. Prior to his call, I didn’t know there was any kind of rugby match. In fact, the way I find out about any major football […]

As I was saying yesterday, a willing guinea pig turned up for both strap-on play that would be preceded by an enema. I had bought the Nero sex toy at the last Erotica Fair in London. The Nero is a slinky sex toy designed specifically and anatomically to stimulate the man’s g-spo - the […]

The one barrier to me really exploring the anal pleasures of my clients has been cleanliness. The rest of the body can be clean enough to eat off of, but the anal passage is a law unto itself. The most immaculate client can offer an unsuspecting escort her fee.
When I first became an escort, I […]

I’m honoured and flattered. It’s good to know that anyone, even a client, will remember you when there is potentially something good to be had.
I got an excited call from a client. He needed me to provide him with an email address as he had the choice of recommending four friends for a prize draw […]

Prostitutes used to have a reputation for wanting to get it over and done with as quickly as possible. The man was paying per squirt; per ejaculation. If he came as soon as cold air blew against his cock, tough shit. Both he and the sex provider knew the score. He had blown […]

To me, that is the most untrustworthy pairing of words in the English dictionary. The expression “Fuck You” has more integrity than the words “Trust Me” as the person you are telling to go and fuck themselves knows exactly where they stand with you at that point in time. The same can seldom be said […]

When I was but a kid, I remember my first awareness of Valentine’s Day. A little white girl dragged (practically) her bemused white mother to our home, to knock on our front door to deliver a Valentine card to my brother. He was three years old. I’ll never forget the look on […]

It often happens that a man and an escort will get on so well that they start to see each other “unprofessionally”. By this I mean they meet informally, outside of a booking. The client isn’t paying for her time. If he is really lucky, he gets to fuck her for nothing. If he is […]

If I started this blog entry by saying that a lot of my good friends, and a few of my clients are muslims, I’d start to sound like the people that chant “A lot of my best friends are coloured,”. The expression doesn’t actually mean a lot. There is a prayer that I […]

I’m watching a British film at the moment called Human Traffic (1999)on Channel 4. Lots of foul mouthed British Teenagers smoking and drinking and tripping and generally being teenagers.
Then one character goes and locks himself in the toilet. Cigarette in one hand, magazine in the other. I thought he was going in for a bog […]

I’ve added a guest book to my web site now. You can find the escort guest book here.

I hope the guest book will give me more insight into who is stopping by to say hello, share their experiences, wisdom or cock-ups! Say hello! Tell me and my site readers a bit about yourself.

I can understand that sex is an urge. Some men can plan a rendezvous with an escort or girlfriend with a view to sex or some form of intimacy taking place on that day. Others can’t plan that way. They get horny. They start phoning round. They want the fun to start NOW!
I tell men […]

I checked into the Punterlink chat room today to say “wassup” to my fellow working girls, punters, and men pretending to be women. Oh yes, for some reason, a big part of cyberspace is sad bastards pretending to be women. Although, considering the number of clients I get that crave to wear something or the […]