I’ve just sold my bed on Ebay. I had to sell it. I’m moving out of my apartment this coming Tuesday. The bed is an immense King Size bed. Really fancy. I pulled out all the stops when I was hunting for a bed. No expense spared. But alas, it’s too immense for my plans […]

I’m continuing with the story that I started yesterday. So, why did I get mad? Why were these old wounds reopened?
It was ironic that I woke up that morning with a dozen tasks on hand to do. It was a bank holiday weekend, but socialising and holidaying were furthest from my mind. There is a […]

Something happened a couple of days ago that opened up old and very raw relationship wounds. This is going to be one of those long rant blogs that gets split into at least two entries.
I got a call from a client (of sorts). I say of sorts because right at the start it became clear […]

Kissing should be sensual and passionate. Slow and deliberate or full on and consuming. I may be an escort, but I do enjoy kissing. But why, oh why, do some men decide that a kiss is the best time to bare their teeth and bite your lip???
I was enjoying a kiss with a client […]

I got terrific news today. I was recently nominated for the Erotic Awards Sex Worker of the Year (2006). Today it was confirmed that I’ve made it to the finals for the nominations. Imagine that! Pru could get her very own Sex Oscar for her mantelpiece! The Sex Worker of the Year Award is organised […]

I was leaving one of the branches of Sainsbury’s supermarket weighed down on either side by the ingredients for a lasagna that I fancy making. There are seats along the side of the exit and occasionally a drunk will sit there nursing a can of beer. Sometimes it’s a smoker or two, polluting the enclosed […]

It could happen to anyone, I suppose. You shower before leaving home. In the course of a demanding day at work, you answer the serene call of mother nature and go for a shit. You wipe your bum as best you can. And for all intents and purposes, you are clean enough […]