John Holmes, The Porn Penis Legend

I’ve just watched a documentary about John Holmes, the legendary porn star with the largest cock in the porn industry. All those experienced ladies expressing their awe when confronted with his cock at film shoots. I was thinking, surely it isn’t that big. It was really hard to tell. What I saw, when the documentary [...]

The Devils We Don’t Really Know

I spoke to a friend today, after several months of not hearing from her. She’s a strong, independent lady (not an escort, although she knows that I am an escort). She is eloquent, entrepreneurial (which is what attracts us to each other) and with a contact book of formidable contacts. She’s a go getter. She [...]

Something About The Way You Look At Me

There was something in the air. I couldn’t put my finger on it, but I knew it was there alright. I had espied him approaching through the window and caught his attention with a cheery wave to let him know he was on the right track. For some reason, I just knew it was him. [...]

Getting Paid, Getting Laid, Getting Screwed

Only recently had I been discussing the etiquette of payment with a client. As a rule, I will politely ask for payment at the beginning of the meeting. Most men do not leave it until you ask. That is the most gentlemanly thing a client can do. But with repeat clients, I leave it to [...]

The Birthday Player Continued

The appointed time came and went. I smiled to myself as I pottered around in tracksuit bottoms and t-shirt. I prided myself on having guessed he was no more than a player and wondered if this meant I’d been too long on the game! Imagine my surprise when the phone rang at quarter past the [...]

The Birthday Player

It isn’t the first time a man has booked either I or another escort as a birthday present to himself. Personally, I think it is quite a sweet gesture to oneself, to indulge in some pleasure. Men of all ages find their birthday is coming up and treat themselves to the ultimate gift: sex with [...]