I learnt a new trick at the London Fetish Fair. The best way to test a vibrator without committing an act of public obscenity is to touch the end of your nose with it. So I stood there holding a long, thin, probing vibrator (for the male urethra), against my nose and agreeing that even […]

My oldest regular client is over 80. That’s Mr Muddy about whom I have often written and for fear that his ever vigilante daughter may be reading this blog and put two and two together, I won’t give his exact age. The next in line for the mature title is The Aged Artist […]

All anuses are equal. But some anuses are more equal than others.
I’ve often wondered what men can possibly find attractive in anal sex. I figured it had to be the prospect of a tighter than usual hole gripping their cock. Whatever it is, it isn’t an experience I’ll be giving anyone. If my pussy isn’t […]

Pink Floyd hold a very special place in my heart now. There is a certain song that will make me smile and smirk intermittently. I may even get turned on next time I hear it. For today, Great Gig in the Sky collided with a blow job that wished it could have been as great.
I […]

We are both adults. Reasonably intelligent. So, how come neither of us saw it coming? He has a submissive side to him. The first time we met, bliss to him was me sitting firmly on his face, forcing him to worship me with his tongue. This time, his rampant imagination was on over-drive.
“If I can […]

Perhaps I am about to start blogging again. I don’t know. The obstacles that have reared their butt ugly heads in the past month are legion. Apart from the move from the City that felt like root canal surgery without the anaesthetics (not that I have ever had anything like that done). […]

During email communication with a client for a forthcoming booking, I noticed he had an email signature that hinted at a love of enforced chastity. I asked him about it in my next email and he confirmed that it was an interest of his. He was indeed wearing it and had been wearing it with […]

A young black lady phoned me today. She wanted to know if I had any work for her. I explained that I was an independent black escort, not an agency. I asked her a few questions about her self and from what she was telling me about herself, she had great potential as an independent […]

There was a lecture yesterday, on orgasms. Female orgasms, to be exact. I should have clicked on the link earlier as I didn’t realise that the lecture was literally upon us. I could have pretended to be considering attending although I was hoping (in vain) to achieve an orgasm or two of my own instead. […]

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Unbelievable news! The Erotic Awards winners for 2006 were announced on Saturday at The Night Of The Senses Ball and I won the Female Sex Worker Category. Like I said, unbelievable!
I arrived dressed in civilian attire. I had a corset to slip into once I could find the changing room. The changing room was full […]

Today I got to eat my own words and attitude. Remember my recent blog about the birthday player? He arrived with half the fee and I turned him away, not believing I’d ever hear from him again, let alone have him pay what he owed. In short, I didn’t really believe it was his birthday […]

I may as well jump on the Alexander Litvinenko Russian Spy Poisoning bandwagon with my opinion piece! It is actually just my mind going into over-drive with a bunch of what “ifs”?
Well, almost everyone that came within a hair-breath of Alexander Litvinenko and his associates and the venues and locations associated with him is being […]

I am so proud of California State Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger! He’s taken a stand against global warming, seeking to cut gas emissions in his State. What a sharp contrast to the Village Idiot US President, George Bush who is still disputing the causes of global warming and refusing to bring the rest of […]