Earlier today I received a call. It was a withheld number. My standard policy, as a typical London Escort, is to ignore withheld numbers. The usual lame excuse given for calling from a withheld number is “I didn’t realise it was withheld.” (yeah, right), or “I’m calling from the office” (even on a Sunday evening, […]

I witnessed two totally different types of orgasms from the same man today, within the space of 15 minutes.
It was a prostate massage session. It was his first time. His curiosity about prostate massage was triggered by some prostate massage movie clips that he had watched on the internet.
I commended him for being brave enough […]

So, the other day, we analysed, without prejudice, the men that like to pretend their cocks are huge. But these same men never make the actual booking knowing their paltry penile offering will be laughed out of the duvet covers.
But then there are the other earnest men that consider the size of their cock relevant. […]

There are two kinds of men on this planet. Those that pretend to have big dicks. And those that pretend to have small dicks!
The former phone up for a booking and everything seems to be going fine. Until they bring up the subject of the size of their cocks.
It’s very subtle. They feel it only […]

I may have discovered the secret of enjoying foot fetish worship. In the past, I haven’t been too keen. It felt downright ticklish. A guy would suck on my toe and I would feel myself fighting the urge to pee there and then. How sexy is that? On second thoughts, a lot of guys would […]

I’ve just been going over my emails and came across one from an admirer. He admires me on various fronts (literally and metaphorically). He loves my black skin. And he loves black women with big saggy tits. In fact, there is a huge following of men that love saggy tits, whatever colour.
Whereupon I peered […]

Sigh! How do you start blogging again when you haven’t blogged in ages? The very task of this has put me off resuming my blogging for some weeks now.
Do you just write a blog entry as usual, not acknowledging the deafening silence? Or do I owe my readers an explanation, which sometimes is no more […]