Penises, Zips, and Caution

The Aged Artist made my eyes water today. And this escort blog entry will probably make your eyes water too. The Aged Artist phoned and explained that he hadn’t been in touch for a while as he’d caught his cock in his zip.
I can’t understand why this, and a few other things that can attack […]

The Wierdest Shit of All

A question I never know how to answer is, what’s the strangest thing I’ve ever been asked to do as an escort.
That’s a question that gets me every single time. Because confronted by that question, the real question is, by whose standard should these strange things be judged? Iknow I’m privy to all kinds […]