Sometimes I imagine that the worst thing that could happen to a lady “on the job” is to get attacked. I felt sick to the stomach watching Belle (Billie Piper) being tied up against her will in Secret Diary of a Call Girl. But there is a fate that is a close equal to this [...]

I am sure he is a very nice ignoramus. But an ignoramus all the same. And he never ever will be a client of mine because I could never make him happy. And it is important that the paying client should be happy, so I thank him for warning me in advance what rocks his [...]